At random.

•The brain/mind is not a computer. It is completely incapable of parallel processing. "Multi-tasking" is an illusion created by rapidly switching the focus of your attention.

•Now two people in your life have commented on your body. They both think you need to "bulk up." WTF? Being 144 lbs. of pure muscle isn't completely fucking awesome!?

Do you really care about these people? Yes.
So their opinion matters? Yes.
Do you think they're jealous? Yes.
What are you going to do then? Abso-fucking-lutely nothing.

•We think you like her. Don't blush. Stop. She's only 20. You should really, really leave her alone...or talk to her. Ass.

•If people knew how infrequently others thought about them they wouldn't worry about it so much.

•Linkage:

The cutest thing ever. Rose this is for you. (Update: This link is getting hit fucked-in-the-ass hard. So its really slow.)

Zombies are fucking real!?

Okay. Enough, you're fuckin retarded d.