The Lasts...

What was the last...

Movie you watched?
Pitch Black. Quite underwhelming.
Thing you ate?
Miso soup and rice.
Time you were hung over?
Last Sunday morning. God how you wish that wasn't a standard Question/Answer
T.V. show you watched?
Chapelle's Show. (Thanks StoneGrody!)

When was the last time you...

Wanted to punch G. Dubya?
What time is it?
Were inspired?
It's finals week bitch, you're not familiar with inspiration. Just recitation.
Felt infatuated with something?
Today.
Got your heart broken?
Its hard to get your heart broken when you dont have one to break. Okay that was stupid. Lets see, it was about 3 and a half years ago. Your ex-girlfriend of four years decided that she had had enough of you. That was Christmas eve '02.
Had coffee?
Yesterday evening. About 8 hours ago.
Read a book?
This morning, your Abstract Algebra book.
Had a cigarette?
Half an hour ago.
Had a romantic kiss?
You'll have to ask her and get back to them on that.
Had a crush on someone?
Today. This girl Her Rosiness told you about. She *is* fuckin hot!

Bobby!? Wassup biaaatch!? What you got?