You're becoming responsible.

Let's not let this become a habit okay?

In any event, your father volunteered you to housesit for a neighbor couple. You went over to their house today and they fell in love with you. YOU are housesitting for them. It has been decided. They gave you a key. You are the one.

The best part of the whole deal? Your parents are religious conservatives, and you love irony. So? Well, you are irreligious and would consider yourself a socialist liberal. And? Well...they're a same-sex couple.

This is so, SO fucking awesome.

In love with the way life works,

dp