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Monday, April 10, 2006

Who are you?

What follows is an email you sent to "Tila" who sent you a "friend" request through myspace completely unsolicited.

None of the names have been changed in the spirit of protection. And sure as shit ain't no one innocent here. Otherwise, you would direct them to enjoy:

Hi Tila,

I added you as a "friend" because, well, it's 1:30 in the morning and I'm smashed. In other words, rational thought has been abandoned in lieu of reckless ambition and I'm pretty much down for anything right now.

That being said, who are you? You're 20 and female apparently, however that's not saying much and judging by the picture included in your profile you're pretty--which is good. But that still doesn't tell me anything...

...So who are you exactly?

For my own sanity you have until the end of this week, April 14th, to answer otherwise I'm removing you as a "friend." Because, well, that doesn't really mean anything in the "online" context anyway.


-- d5ki

You know, if she responds you'll be in trouble right? You were acting mischievous and didn't really...intend, whatever you're sure she'll understand.


  • man, you and your letters

    they're awesome.

    By Anonymous grace, at 5:06 PM  

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