So SO money

So you spoke to your mom about 2 hours ago via cell phone. She's in Hawaii visiting your family presently. All is well, she's doing awesome, your cousins and aunt are doing great and everyone seems pretty tipsy and pretty happy.

You told her about your intention to go to Mexico and cause trouble and she had but one piece of advice. And it is only this one piece would you have paid for. Via phone she says:

"Just beware the water and the women..."

A pregnant pause occurs...

"'Cause they both have disease." She says.

That is so fucking money you can hardly contain yourself.

We love you mom!