How's the weather over there?

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

This is so very fucking awesome!

Postage Paid Envelope Revenge!

via digg

Thursday, July 14, 2005


How many times do you need to quit before you actually quit?

As an aside, in case they are interested, you have physical therapy tomorrow for the tendonitis in your wrist. Which explains the lack of online IM presence and posts here.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

You couldn't put it better yourself


Thursday, July 07, 2005

What does chortle mean daddy?

You were just chortling to yourself about your complete lack of memory. You were just remembering how your insufferable case of CRS led you to purchase a PDA. You were just thinking that it was hilarious that the problem now is that you never remember to use it to record what it is you want to remember.

Now that is how anaphora works. Life is wonderful,

Diesel Power

Tuesday, July 05, 2005


Some punk bitch just egged my house. I am fucking furious. I don't even understand what possesses people to do shit like this.

Monday, July 04, 2005

Slower, please.

You have come to the realization that you need to find a girlfriend and settle down. Recent events have shown you this. Your behavior of late is indicative of a larger problem and that problem is a lack of female companionship. That and the fact that inevitably you will get older and if you don't find someone soon you may end up alone.

Hyperbole is a good word.

Though this post is more accurately hyperbolical hyperbole.