A Severe Lack of All Things Interesting
It occurs to you that though you passed this meme along to others you never sourced it properly. Thus, without further adieu, this came from raevynmystique.
THIS IS THE NEW VERSION OF GETTING TO KNOW YOUR FRIENDS. YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS COPY & PASTE, ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS. SEND IT TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
LETS BE HONEST NOW!
Last person who...
1. Slept in your bed: Your ex-girlfriend. Four years ago.
2. Saw you cry: Your dad, and he'll never tell anyone. Buah HA HA!
3. Made you cry: You.
4. You went to the movies with: StoneGrody. You went and saw Serenity.
5. You went to the mall with: Your Dad, you went to get some new--fuck your Yankee blue jeans!
6. One thing you could take back: There was that one time...at StoneGrody's house.
Have You Ever...
1. Said "I Love You" and meant it: Of course.
2. Gotten in a fight with your pet: Yes, and you have the scars to prove it.
3. Been to California: Once or twice.
4. Been to Mexico: Not yet…ask next year. Your crew has plans...
5. Been to China: No. But that would be cool.
6.Been to Canada: In time.
7. Been to Europe: Nope.
8. Danced naked: You ran around outside once--does that count??
9. Wish you were the opposite sex: Fuck no.
.........
1. Do you have a crush on someone: Is there a way you can answer this question without actually answering it?
2. What book are you reading now: Battle Royale
3. Worst feeling in the world: Hurting someone else. Especially when you’re consciously aware that you are doing it. (You agree with raevynmystique)
4. Future KIDS names: Shaniqua, DeAndre, Loquisha, and Hank. Ok, ok, in reality you are partial to 'm.' Mason/Maddox for a boy and Madison for a girl.
5. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: No.
6. What's under your bed: The floor.
7. Favorite sport to watch: Soccer, though motorsports are catching up with a fury.
8. Location: Kailua, Oahu, Hawai'i.
9. Piercings/Tattoos: No thanks.
10. Do you drink: Of course! And sometimes you breathe too!
11. What are you most scared of: Not finding something to make your life's work.
12. Where do you want to get married: As cliche as it is, in Hawai'i.
13. Who do you really hate: Actually you don't hate anyone. How strange.
14. Do you have a job: Yes.
15. Do you like being around people: Yes.
16. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: Nope.
17. Have you ever cried: Of course.
18. Are you lonely right now: Yes.
19. Song that's stuck in your head a lot: That fucking Dawson's Creek theme song. Fucking Dawson's Creek. Fuck Dawson and his fucking girl. And fuck his creek to god dammit.
Have you:
1. Been in love: Yes. Now move along honey, there's nothing to see here.
2. Played strip poker: Nope.
3. Gotten beaten up: When you were younger, yes.
4. Pulled an all nighter: Of course.
5. Been on radio/tv: Nope.
6. Been in a mosh-pit: Yeah, you went to a Korn/Rob Zombie concert with your ex-gf and some cunt pushed you in. She'll remember your fist though.
7. Do you have any gay/lesbian friends: Yup.
In the last 24 Hours have you...
1. Cried: Nope.
2. Bought something: A case of Monster this evening from Costco. Fucking Monster.
4. Sang: You sing random shit on a minute-to-minute basis so it's not really clear.
5. Been kissed: Does your Mom saying hello count?
6. Had sex: With someone else? No.
7. Felt stupid: Yup.
8. Talked to an ex: No.
9. Missed someone: No.
10. Hugged someone: No.
Whew! That was exhausting. But you got through it. We knew you could.
Passing the baton to: StoneGrody, catigerz, greel08, LaurenKaz, and whoever else feels so inclined and remembers how to log into their blog!
You really didn't intend for that last part to rhyme.
Over and out.
THIS IS THE NEW VERSION OF GETTING TO KNOW YOUR FRIENDS. YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS COPY & PASTE, ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS. SEND IT TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
LETS BE HONEST NOW!
Last person who...
1. Slept in your bed: Your ex-girlfriend. Four years ago.
2. Saw you cry: Your dad, and he'll never tell anyone. Buah HA HA!
3. Made you cry: You.
4. You went to the movies with: StoneGrody. You went and saw Serenity.
5. You went to the mall with: Your Dad, you went to get some new--fuck your Yankee blue jeans!
6. One thing you could take back: There was that one time...at StoneGrody's house.
Have You Ever...
1. Said "I Love You" and meant it: Of course.
2. Gotten in a fight with your pet: Yes, and you have the scars to prove it.
3. Been to California: Once or twice.
4. Been to Mexico: Not yet…ask next year. Your crew has plans...
5. Been to China: No. But that would be cool.
6.Been to Canada: In time.
7. Been to Europe: Nope.
8. Danced naked: You ran around outside once--does that count??
9. Wish you were the opposite sex: Fuck no.
.........
1. Do you have a crush on someone: Is there a way you can answer this question without actually answering it?
2. What book are you reading now: Battle Royale
3. Worst feeling in the world: Hurting someone else. Especially when you’re consciously aware that you are doing it. (You agree with raevynmystique)
4. Future KIDS names: Shaniqua, DeAndre, Loquisha, and Hank. Ok, ok, in reality you are partial to 'm.' Mason/Maddox for a boy and Madison for a girl.
5. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: No.
6. What's under your bed: The floor.
7. Favorite sport to watch: Soccer, though motorsports are catching up with a fury.
8. Location: Kailua, Oahu, Hawai'i.
9. Piercings/Tattoos: No thanks.
10. Do you drink: Of course! And sometimes you breathe too!
11. What are you most scared of: Not finding something to make your life's work.
12. Where do you want to get married: As cliche as it is, in Hawai'i.
13. Who do you really hate: Actually you don't hate anyone. How strange.
14. Do you have a job: Yes.
15. Do you like being around people: Yes.
16. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: Nope.
17. Have you ever cried: Of course.
18. Are you lonely right now: Yes.
19. Song that's stuck in your head a lot: That fucking Dawson's Creek theme song. Fucking Dawson's Creek. Fuck Dawson and his fucking girl. And fuck his creek to god dammit.
Have you:
1. Been in love: Yes. Now move along honey, there's nothing to see here.
2. Played strip poker: Nope.
3. Gotten beaten up: When you were younger, yes.
4. Pulled an all nighter: Of course.
5. Been on radio/tv: Nope.
6. Been in a mosh-pit: Yeah, you went to a Korn/Rob Zombie concert with your ex-gf and some cunt pushed you in. She'll remember your fist though.
7. Do you have any gay/lesbian friends: Yup.
In the last 24 Hours have you...
1. Cried: Nope.
2. Bought something: A case of Monster this evening from Costco. Fucking Monster.
4. Sang: You sing random shit on a minute-to-minute basis so it's not really clear.
5. Been kissed: Does your Mom saying hello count?
6. Had sex: With someone else? No.
7. Felt stupid: Yup.
8. Talked to an ex: No.
9. Missed someone: No.
10. Hugged someone: No.
Whew! That was exhausting. But you got through it. We knew you could.
Passing the baton to: StoneGrody, catigerz, greel08, LaurenKaz, and whoever else feels so inclined and remembers how to log into their blog!
You really didn't intend for that last part to rhyme.
Over and out.
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